Thursday, February 23, 2012

February 22 Blogs

Atlantic Beach Times
Tsunamis, Earthquakes and other disasters!
Atlantic Beach and Gifted citizens, do not be alarmed! You’re probably thinking I’m writing about horrible tsunamis, earthquakes and other natural disasters, but fear not! (And FYI, they are not horrible. They are wonderful and interesting! Why would I do a report on a BORING subject?) I wouldn’t scare you like that, unless you all needed to evacuate. But I am only going to say, Sorry. Sorry for keeping you on the edge of your seat waiting forever for the next edition of Atlantic Beach Times. The reason behind this tragedy is a tragedy! My crew and I have been busing reporting to other people. We are sorry for cheating on you. We gave up newspaper for Good Morning Gifted the news show. However, we are only doing a Natural Disasters special on it, so we won’t be gone long. (To be honest, Mrs.Stansel didn’t ever open the news stations for us to type you some juicy news. And as proof I’ve been busy, I shall tell you now my tsunami report. Never mind, it’s too long, but I’ll tell you this, if you want your proof, just watch me in action on the news. I’ll give you more information later, because we don’t know much about it yet. Also, we solved a mystery last Wednesday, but you know we had no news reporting time. It was the great Harry Houdini mystery. Rebecca Eubanks forged a postcard in the name of Houdini! Man, the nerve of that GIRL. No, I didn’t mean woman, I meant GIRL. GIRLS, forge things. GIRLS, commit crimes. BOYS, commit crimes. WOMAN AND MEN are the mature ones. Ace reporter BAK.
Gifted Gazette
Flash Floods
    Flash Floods are terrible!!!! If you live in a region at risk of floods get out now. Flash floods start from heavy amounts of rain. Cars can slip and slide and humans can die!!! Houses and buildings are powerless!! If you’re in a house when a flood comes get out!! Because you could get trapped. Water would flow in and trap you!! I don’t mean to scare you but I’m just giving you the facts.
   If your ever stuck in a flood GOOD LUCK!!! SMK
Gifted Times
Avalanches and maybe more natural disasters
 Boys and girls, Mothers and fathers I proudly present… Avalanches! We are sorry that we have not been able to report anything to you for the last month. Anyhow, to get started, I wanted you to give you a heads up on the new scoop on avalanches. Did you know that there was a recent avalanche that happened this weekend? You didn’t? Well it just happened down in Washington State. Can’t you see? (And FYI) These horrible natural disasters just can’t seem to stop thereselves. It’s all fun and games until an avalanche comes and BA-BAM! You never saw it coming. Well it is very sad because you MIGHT plunge to your death and end up under a pile of snow developing hypothermia. Now I’m not trying to scare you or anything but just be on the lookout for these ferocious warning signs whenever you are up in the snowy mountains. Oh, and I have so much more to say. Recently we have solved a mystery on a forgery for a famous dude that passed away on Halloween.  When Harris Tweet checked out the original copy on his latest book he noticed that there were two author’s notes. But the thing is that both notes didn’t look alike. It looked like someone tried to forge the note! That is when the case took place and I had to use my detective skills to figure out this mystery. We did a lot of research and asked a lot of questions like what time did they get there and what were they doing during the event. Turned out Rebecca Eubanks committed the forgery. You know what’s been nagging at me? The fact that people just lie about everything and try to act innocent when the cat is out of the bag. After all, honesty is the best policy. I just hope one day we could have peace in the world one day. I know BAK wrote a lot of more words than me but what is important is getting the news to the people. Well stay tuned for more juicy news on the inside scoop. LMGJ

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